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Получил письмо (видно, звезды так сложились):

От кого WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER <info@westernunion.com>
Когда 29 мая 2011 в 21:14

your $1,000,000(one million dollars) was deposited here in our Western Union
office by Europeans Union(E.U) for immediate transfer to you.Contact us now for
more details.

Епта! Цельный мильон! Немедленно ответил:

I'm ready to get $1,000,000(one million dollars) immediately! What shall I do for it?

По прошествии уикэнда (фармазоны тоже отдыхают, оказывается) завязался душевный разговор:

От кого union western <westernunion1121@yandex.ru>
Когда 30 мая 2011 в 04:49

We appreciate your prompt response to our e-mail and also for providing the requested information to enable us transfer your $1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION DOLLARS) deposited with us for you to pick up. We have filled your data for onward transfer of your funds to you. Below is the option in which your funds can be transferred to you.

BANK TO BANK TRANSFER: £614.45 POUND

WESTERN UNION MTCN TRANSFER: £320 POUND

COURIER DELIVERY: £530 POUND

I am in receipt of your email.I like to use this opportunity to bring to your attention that the stated $1,000,000.00 (one million dollars) was deposited here in our Office for immediately delivery to you.We were inform by the Director General of the European Union(E.U) that your email address has won you the stated amount on this year INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION.

We have been waiting for you to inform this office when you want us to send you the Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN) of your $1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION DOLLARS) deposited with us to be transfer to you by E.U Lottery Board. Your Email Address was the only information given to us by E.U Lottery Board for us to have the deposited funds transferred to you. I was informed that you are the beneficiary of the Lottery Proceeds.

Note: You were selected as a winner of and I personally advise that you use the funds wisely. However,we need your information as stated below to commence the transaction due process:

1.Receiver's Full Name:
2.Receiver's Address:
3.Receiver's Country:
4.Receiver's Telephone Number:
5. Receiver's Occupation:
6.Receiver's Age:

With the requested data we can commence the facilitation of your funds transfer to you.

Mr. JERRY MAXWELL
Transaction Director
Direct line: +447501998871

Ну чо, номер и пин-код кредитки не спрашивают, можно честно ответить:

Dear Mr. JERRY MAXWELL,

Gratefully inform you about my personal data to further commercial use:

1.Receiver's Full Name: Vladimirov Medved Putinovisch
2.Receiver's Address: 1, Krasnaya Ploschad, Moscow
3.Receiver's Country: Russia
4.Receiver's Telephone Number: +7 (495) 606-36-02
5. Receiver's Occupation: governmental
6.Receiver's Age: 61

Regards

Тут же (сервис, еба!) получаю ответ:

От кого union western <westernunion1121@yandex.ru>
Когда 30 мая 2011 в 12:24

Dear Vladimirov Medved Putinovisch,

We appreciate your prompt response to our e-mail and also for providing the requested information to enable us transfer your $1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION DOLLARS) deposited with us for you to pick up. We have filled your data for onward transfer of your funds to you. Below is the option in which your funds can be transferred to you.

BANK TO BANK TRANSFER: £614.45 POUND

WESTERN UNION MTCN TRANSFER: £320 POUND

COURIER DELIVERY: £530 POUND

ну и там блабла про всякие детали. Ответил, что типа мне удобнее курьерской доставкой. В подписи сменил тон на более доверительный:

Sincerely yours,
Medved.

Вестерн Юнион тоже меняет тон, у нас уже складываются доверительные отношения:

Dear Medved,

Note that you have chosen the COURIER DELIVERY which is £530 POUND.You are to proceed to send the fee immediately to the details below to enhance immediate delivery of your $1,000.000.

Below is the details you are to use to remit the fee needed to delivery your winnings to you.

You are to locate the nearest western union or Money Gram Outlet closer to you and make the payment of £530 POUND through the name of our accounts officer below:

Name of Receiver :Edward Alex
Address of Receiver: 144 Garden Avenue,
City:London
COUNTRY:United Kingdom

The text question and answer will be WHO IS GREAT and the answer will be GOD.
You are to send this office a copy of the transfer slip via email as they appear on the transfer slip:

Text Question:
Text Answer:
Sender's Name:
(MTCN) Money Transfer Control Numbers:
Amount Sent:

и т.д.

Отвечаю уже практически фамильярно:

Dear James,

I will send £530 POUND immediately as soon as you do follows:

1. Sick my dick
2. Sick Edward Alex's dick
3. Fuck Edward Alex's asshole
4. Fuck your mother's asshole
5. Fuck yourself into asshole

Please send me a confirmation of these actions in any form A.S.A.P.

Regards,
Vladimirov Medved Putinovisch
Kremlin, Moscow

И чота переписка вдруг заглохла. Неужто побежали исполнять? А чо, £530 на дороге не валяются.

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Конечно, с былинной перепиской некоего богатыря (в Лурке наверняка можно найти эту историю) с "нигерийцами", в результате которой ему удалось выманить из них писят что ли долларов на почтовые расходы (!!!), это и рядом не валялось, но пару добрых улыбок я заработал.

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